KENNY’S REPORT TO TOM & JOHN: WHAT HE MIGHT SAY!

With Liverpool owner’s John Henry and Tom Werner due in England later this week for the FA Cup semi-final between Liverpool and Everton on Saturday, it is believed that there will be something of a show-down between the owners and Manager Kenny Dalglish.

An end-of-season report is required of the Anfield boss by FSG, who must be very concerned at Liverpool’s dismal Premiership performances this Season.

Here is what Kenny may say in his defence of his reign:

I have engaged in a major re-building process, bringing in good young British players who will stand us in good stead in future years.
A lot of my key players have been injured for long parts of the Season; Steven Gerrard, Lucas Leiva, Glen Johnson, Daniel Agger, Martin Kelly and Charlie Adam.
We have had some very bad luck, hitting the wood-work 34 times this year.
Luis Suarez being harshly banned for eight games didn’t help us.
If we win two cups, it will have been a sucessful Season.
I need more funds to buy new players to finish the rebuilding job here at Liverpool.
This may well be a convincing argument to keep the job at Anfield, however the owners of Boston Red Sox demanded 4th place as ‘a minimum requirement’ for this Season.

With Liverpool sitting joint 8th alongside Fulham and Norwich, which is totally unacceptable, Kenny may aswell just hold up his hands and say:
“Sorry John and Tom, I wasted £100 million on crap players.”

 

Comments are closed.

Man betting on football

The Key Liverpool Betting Markets to Watch for 2025

Football bettors love wagering on Liverpool FC betting markets not only because of the team’s popularity and their knack for giving thrilling performances and averting high-stakes encounters with opponents throughout fixtures. You can assess Liverpool FC’s Novibet football betting odds to make fixed bets during the pre-game stage or more versatile live bets while spectating […]

Read More
tired football player yawning holding ball

Players Staying Home Before Matches – The True Secret Behind Liverpool’s Success This Season

It was perhaps somewhat of a surprise to many when after just a couple of months it looked as though there would be no hangover effect of new Liverpool manager, Arne Slot taking charge of the club, with the Reds storming to the top of the Premier League. What did seem to be the general […]

Read More
Pre Season News

Liverpool FC 2024 Pre-Season Plans

The summer of 2024 is arguably the most important at Anfield for nearly a decade. Jürgen Klopp took over from Brendan Rodgers in the October of the 2015-2016 campaign, leading Liverpool to the League Cup and Europa League finals and unfortunately losing both of them. It was the start of a period of success, however, […]

Read More